LIFE WITHOUT LOVE IS LIKE EATING FRENCH FRIES WITHOUT THE KETCHUP
Try this. It's my Creme Brul made with bird's nest
Thank you
Like my new toothbrush? You can't buy these in Hong Kong yet
You know what would go really good with this?
A cup of your coffee!
It's brewing!
Pick the yellow. I love yellow!
I'll put it away for next time
Helen, you're early!
Come on, you knew he had a girlfriend
You have no right to feel this way
Everyone says I'm wasting my time...
but I know things will work out if I just believe
Faith... and perseverance
Wait...
Sorry Sorry
Jack
Don't walk away like that, please? Jack!
Jack
What a jerk!
It's amazing what some girls let their boyfriends get away with
Order up!
Hello, Miss Chan. Your table is waiting
Thank you This way please
Hello
You're late. Everyone's already seated And...
Here, I brought a few samples for your beautiful girlfriend
Tell her to put it on before going to bed
What is it?
It's a new alpha-hydroxy Great for the complexion
Trust me. She'll love it
on a bed of mixed greens we add heirloom tomatoes...
Ah, did I mention the heirloom tomatoes...
Why are you so late?
It's about time
Happy Birthday!
Thank you! Thank you!
Alright everyone...
Moon, tonight is to say thank you...
For agreeing to design Chi-On's clinic... and...
Happy Birthday!
My turn!
Thank you, Helen
You do everything so well... even arrange birthday parties
Make a wish Hurry and find that perfect man
Finding a man is easy I want someone who challenges me
Men are no match for us women They spend all their time flirting
Right, Chi-on?
Jill, sit down and join us
Yeah. Take a break!
I can't. I still have to make the coffee
Jill, are you alright?
I'm fine
What are you doing there?
I'm here to see Jason
Jason? He's not here
Wow... what's wrong with your eye?
Let me guess... Cyclops... Captain Hook?
No? Oh! I caught you cheating on your boyfriend!
I'm not in the mood for your jokes! Do you know him?
Do I know him? Maybe you should go see your doctor
I told you. This is Jack the chef who'll be taking my place
Are you out of your mind?
What do you mean taking your place?
You're the one who's lost her mind
Hey! People in love usually see the world more clearly...
But you're like a zombie
Oh... I remember you!
Does she always talk like a scratched record?
That's her charm
Her name is Jill
Mysterious Jill
A nearly extinct Jill
So called extinct Jill
Helen, you've gone out with this guy for so long...
Would you ever consider marrying him?
Yeah... why aren't you two married already?
Actually, I'm thinking of dumping him
I'm not joking I want to be a girlfriend...
not a watch dog
Huh? Oh, charades...
Nightmare on Elm Street!
Pig on a spit!
Oh, I know! Rain Man!
Bruce Lee...
That's what I was going to say!
Enter the dragon
Cat scratch fever? Hit you in the head?
Return of the Zombies!
Ms. So says... there's light at the end of the tunnel
I never thought Helen would leave him
Don't get so excited
It may be a trap to lure you out from the dark
Helen must know otherwise why would she do it here?
Already nosing around other people's business?
Don't be surprised if you're next to get dumped
What did you tell her about me?
It's like this...
Jill's entire body has been infected by a terrible virus: Love
Let me introduce you to someone more normal. This is Apple
He means me!
Move!
Pure. Never been touched...
Tell him to take his womanizing ways someplace else
Okay... It's amazing
Who wants to try? I do!
Me too! Ladies, wait your turn!
Will you take our picture first?
Of course... smile everyone!
I don't see the problem He loves taking pictures
It could be good advertising for the restaurant
If he loves bathing will you put a bath tub in here?
Good idea
Hmmm... I should ask him about that
What is this?
The bottle you have...
that's not what I'm drinking I'm drinking this... whiskey
That's castor oil which I used to massage my tired legs
Hey, I hear castor oil helps get rid of blood clots in the heart!
Can we get started?
Sure. Fatty, remind me to order the wine
(Are you off work yet?)
Why are we even here?
We never get anything done at these meetings!
What are you doing?
I'm SMS'ing my girlfriend telling her you won't let us go
I don't want her to bug me about not calling
Hello, Faye?
No, there's no meeting tonight
See you. Bye
Hey, what kind of a person are you? How can you do such a thing?
You said she bugs you, right?
Okay, let's talk about the menu please
I have a question
Does anyone ever order the Rice with Duck Blood?
Customers with taste will appreciate it
If people are looking for magic shows...
they can go to the circus
Anything else? No? Good. Meeting's over
That dish is why her boyfriend always comes here
I can't believe you wanted to take it off the menu!
Jason moved back to Hong Kong to be with his wife
And Daddy turned against his own father to marry Mom...
See, Fluffy, people in love do crazy things all the time
Give me the bottle, please?
Miss, are you getting in or out?
I know, Fluffy, you despise him too
He thinks he can charm his way out of everything
To love someone like that would spell anyone's doom
Jackpot!
Fluffy, your friend has diarrhea
It figures...
It figures I'd run into you
I expect you to replace that bottle of wine by tomorrow morning
This is Hungarian wine We don't serve this in the restaurant...
I don't steal!
What is it about me that you hate?
What do I hate?
Your disregard for other people's feelings
Typical woman What does that mean?
It means people see what they want to see
Save your acting for someone else
Forget it, it's useless talking to you
You think you're so cool! Like you can have any woman you want
Fluffy, bite him!
Hey... what are you doing? Help!
I'M NO LONGER THE OTHER WOMAN!
I still can't decide
Coco or Chloe?
I'm not hungry. You go ahead
Are you even listening to me?
The telephone will not ring not matter how hard you stare at it
I'm just checking for messages
There are 14 million SMS messages sent every day in Hong Kong
If you didn't get one, that means he's not thinking about you...
It used to be the wife who waited for the husband to come home
Now it's the mistress...
who waits for a call at midnight
Tea, please
He got dumped in front of all his friends
Wouldn't you be upset if that happened to you?
Listen...
Helen was with him 5 years and look how things ended up
What does that tell you?
Nothing
Actually, Helen never knew about me
That's the understanding I have with Chi-on
Okay, so you and Chi-on have an understanding
Pass the pickles...
Then tell me, are you or aren't you his girlfriend?
Of course I am
But nobody knows, right?
Oh, it's supposed to be a secret
That's right
Cover your ears my baby!
Your Godmother is out of her mind
Do you realize...
how ridiculous you sound?
Privacy is important to Chi-on
I'm the only one who understands this
That's why he gave me a set of his keys... I believe in him
You do?
Where's my Hello Kitty?
Excuse me. Hello
I went to your place this morning...
with a cake I didn't snoop around or anything
I just put it in the fridge and left Hello?
I'm here
Where did you put my new toothbrush?
Jill, sorry
I have a patient here. I can't talk. Bye
OK. Bye
What did he say? What happened to Hello Kitty?
It's just a stupid toothbrush
Where did you go?
I haven't seen the Jill I love since you met this guy
Hey, you used to say how pregnant women...
reminded you of those little blowfish... Now you're one of them!
Mr. Lau, party of four
Got it. We'll see you at eight...
Before and after... What do you think?
I want you to move everything back. Now!
I can't. It's my turn...
Hey, let me help!
We can fit in two more tables like this
Nothing wrong with more business right...
Ready... smile!
By the way, your tiramisu ice cream is a little hard today
He's an embarrassing, disgusting utter fake...
What did you put in your Black Forest cake?
The usual. Eggs Bittersweet chocolate...
Did you use nuts of any kind?
You're amazing! I used a new recipe and yes
The cake had peanut butter in it
Peanut butter?
Aren't you aware lots of people are allergic to nuts?
No, I didn't Bye!
I have to take my friend to the hospital now
Hello...
You know if you take your tiramisu ice cream...
And add a little peanut butter it's excellent!
Moon won't be joining us tonight You know why?
Something terrible happened at her boyfriend's house!
I know all about it!
You know?
Her new boyfriend fed her black forest cake made with peanut butter inside
Now her face is swollen like a real full moon!
A peanut butter pastry filled by a black heart...
No wonder her face is red and puffy!
Sorry...
Happy Birthday!
Very smooth. And full bodied...
You like it?
There's lots more
All made with love by our Big Sister
You aren't having any?
I can't! Another drop and my heart will stop beating
Bye...
Ahhh, perfect timing
Remember when we first spoke?
I told you Jill was an unusual girl...
When she feels down
she tries not to take it out on others...
Instead, she takes out her aggression by making coffee
That's class!
What's bothering her?
What's at the root...
Of any woman's unhappiness?
A broken heart
Go ask her yourself...
Maybe today's not a good day!
Wow! Very bitter
Are you okay?
Just a little concussion, that's all
Want to have a discussion about that concussion?
Please... get lost!
Wait! Are you walking your dog?
Did Jason tell you?
That's sweet
I've seen a lot of dogs before But never an imaginary one!
Hey, boy... What's your name?
Please. Let Go! Fluffy hates anything fake!
Please! He knows there's nothing fake here
Good boy...
He can probably smell who's broken hearted, too
Miss So, come quick!
What's the matter?
Pliers!
Thanks
He seems very nice... and clean
He's a co-worker. Don't get any ideas
Look at that bottom! Round like your father's
That means he's responsible
You need to pinch him to see if it's firm
Your father's was soft... That's why he passed away so young
It's just a loose screw I think I can get it
Do you want to date my daughter?
My mom says thank you very much!
You're welcome
Why do you always change my words?
Stop it, Mother. He's not my type
How will you know if you don't meet more guys?
Chi-on is not the only man out there
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes. I do
Is she as pretty as my daughter?
They're both attractive...
But Jill is a little cuter
How so?
Well, to begin with, her mother is cute!
You should get to sleep I'll clean this up later
I like your friend
Not only does he have a nice bottom He has a wonderful heart, too
Look at you
Do you really want a man who makes you cry?
You must have been hurt before?
It was nice meeting you. Goodnight
I'm not disappointed I just don't see any future for us
No. That sounds ridiculous...
You'll know what you had when I'm gone...
We're over!
I wanted to leave a long time ago...
Ha! Don't be silly! You have your life and I have mine...
Hello. Did we have plans today?
No
What's the matter?
Nothing
Are you alright? I'm fine!
After you lose a few pounds doing the hula...
I want you to come back and cook for us
I'm not the one who needs to lose weight!
Besides, no chef worth his salt has a flat tummy!
Anyway, with Jack doing the cooking what alternative is there?
He's like the chef of all chefs!
If someone else praises my food that's fine
But in the master's presence I'm only an apprentice
You know what a master is?
It's what people call you when it's time to retire!
By the way
This hat is now officially yours
That's right! Boys do the cooking Girls run the dining room...
Where's Jill?
Hiding again?
God of Gourmet, we have come to worship in your temple!
Oh... God of Gourmet!
Do you know the game rules?
You have to eat five meals to receive a photo coupon
Then for $500 more, you can be baptized
You want to join? Yes!
Kids today They must be controlled by evil spirits!
Let's make a member's pass first
This way Great!
That playboy of yours misbehaving again?
It's like you want to cry but can't, right?
I'm not that kind of person
We might be having problems but I'm not giving up on him
Friends or lovers I'm in it for the long haul
Besides, if I did start over again
I'd probably end up with...
someone even worse... like Jack!
I think you have the wrong idea
He's not what you think
Did you know... I know all about it!
I know all about it! Tell me. You're a man...
How many times can a man hurt the same woman?
You tell me!
How hurt a woman can be, I can't tell
But how hurt a man can be, I do know
I don't like talking about my personal life
But I promised Jason I'd work here
And I don't want you to be angry with me
My girlfriend, her name is Grace She's an air-hostess
Last week she said she was flying to London
I found out she was actually...
in Hong Kong with another man
She came to find me wearing her uniform her luggage in tow...
pretending she just came back from work
We've been together now for a year and a half
I thought to myself...
what did I do that made her look for someone else?
We sat down and had a nice talk
Turns out...
she's been with this other man for seven years
She was cheating on you from the very beginning...
She said she doesn't mind the extra effort...
That she'd love me no matter what
What are you laughing at?
Tonight, we're officially partners
I never realized there were so many heartbroken people
What's his name?
Chi-On Wai
No, I'm talking about the dog
Him?
Oh, Fluffy
What breed is he?
Cocker Is he a seeing eye dog, too?
Perfect for people like me who have eyes but can't see
You have such an interesting way of putting things
Interesting is the only way to live, right?
Hmm... smell that?
Stinky tofu!
How long have you lived in the area?
About two months
One day my girlfriend called
She said she had found her dream home
We moved in and had everything unpacked within three days
That is so sweet
I actually thought we'd get married
Listen to me; women expect men to be the aggressors
It's the law of the jungle If you want her back...
you have to act the part King of the Jungle!
King of the Jungle, huh?
I don't see you fighting for your man
Women who fight for their men are considered cheap
Putting pride before love- that's also cheap
Swallowing your pride and losing your love- that's even cheaper!
You're quite romantic, aren't you?
Absolutely!
Hey! Here's to our little club!
Fluffy is afraid of strangers
Fluffy knows me Look, he's wagging his tail
Come On... No!
Let me hold him He doesn't like it!
Oh no!
Fluffy!
He's breathing...
He's still breathing!
Hey, he's moving. He's responding... He's waking up!
Hurry, let's take him to the hospital!
Where's the hospital? Come on, let's go!
What are you doing?
Getting rid of old stock
Stop!
Canned food is edible for like ten years!
We can't use any of this
Would you dump your girlfriend this easily?
I was the one who was dumped
Then let's not talk about broken hearts...
I'm not talking about me!
What's going on?
You're acting very strange today
I'm happy for you, silly...
There's someone here to see you...
Stop holding those cans! She's waiting for you
It's not easy to come looking for your man three times!
I have nothing to say to her
What's there to say?
Go down there and give her a kiss
Women hate men who don't know...
when to take action
Your lips are so dry!
See? You really do miss her
Mine hasn't called in two days
Consider yourself lucky
Men don't always know how to express themselves
It could be he's still thinking of...
how to say what he's feeling
Trust me!
Jack is such a lady killer!
I would faint if someone kissed me like that
Wow, looks like we're having a French kiss marathon!
Look at her!
You'd think she's never been kissed before
If Chi-on kissed you like that you'd be even more excited!
Where's the fire? And who's Jill So?
That would be... me
THE FLOWERS ARE BEAUTIFUL...
CHl-ON IS MY SPECIAL ONE
Hello! Hi... Jill
I'm running late
Can we have dinner another time?
I'm already here. You want me to go back?
No...
Never mind... I'll be there as soon as I can
I brought some T-bones and a nice bottle of...
I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye!
Okay
Where did I put my keys?
Am I bothering you?
No. What's wrong?
I wanted to ask you...
If a woman waited for two hours on your front doorstep...
would you think she's totally cheap?
That depends on what she looks like!
Hey, if it's you, no problem
I'm serious
Chi-on said he was running late
But even if he called from Shanghai he should be here by now!
Look at that face!
It's like a little child complaining about her allowance
Very cheap!
That's better
If a man calls to say he's running late he's already stressed
If he sees you with that face he'll turn around and leave
When you see him, don't ask...
Where were you?
Who were you with?
And don't say anything about how long you've been waiting
Trust me
He'll appreciate it
How's this? Sir, here's your food delivery!
Give yourself a little more credit
I'm one of Charlie's Angels and I'm here to guard your house!
That's too silly
You spent two hours in a meeting on top of thinking about me...
you must be exhausted!
How's that?
Irresistible
You look irresistible yourself Grace will be happy to see you
Who is that behind you?
Huh? Oh. That's my cousin
That's my cousin Hi!
Hi This is Jill
Jew? A Chinese Jew?
Cut it out! He likes to joke around
I have to go Grace and I are seeing a movie tonight
Bye! Bye!
Bye! You hung up before I could even say goodbye
I said it for you
What are you doing?
I want the truth I have ways of making you talk!
Oh. You mean Jill?
Who's Jill? A friend...
The girl just now!
Does Grace know?
Know what? She's a co-worker
If she's just a co-worker why are you sweating?
Look at you! Didn't you just shower?
I'm sweating? Really?
Leave me alone, will you? There's food in the refrigerator
And don't drink my beer!
As a servant of God I can control my desires
I wonder what there is to eat?
Your phone's been ringing
Really?
You're not going to answer it?
Do you want me answer the phone or talk to you?
Why don't you answer your phone? Who is it?
You want me to answer the phone... or talk to you?
I've been waiting outside a long time
I know... let's eat first, okay?
I have something to ask...
How about if we order dessert first?
Do you love me?
Do you really love me?
You're a big part of my life
Without you, I would be devastated
Who do you love more? Him... or me?
You must know...
I've told you before...
You're the only woman who truly understands me
You're avoiding my question
So what if I say I like him more...
or I like you more?
It doesn't make any difference
What matters is I love you Isn't that enough?
I've worked all night
Can I drink some water first?
But it is important! It's important to me
What's the matter?
Afraid of losing me?
Even if you don't believe me...
you should believe in yourself
I know it's difficult at work finding enough time to think about me
Sorry
Sorry! I just wanted to say I know you're exhausted
Don't be silly
Actually it's me who should be saying sorry
In fact...
Stop. Don't say it. I trust you
Grace...
Hi Hi
I think moving the tables around has brought us bad luck
Don't spit it out!
Relax! Release your tongue Swirl it around...
Taste the complexity?
That's my Double Shot Espresso The Yin and the yang...
A beautiful combination of bitter and sweet
I never looked at it that way
I hope Grace can appreciate it
Whoever tastes my espresso...
Will never be happy with regular coffee again!
Hold it right there! I want to take your picture
Come on! The lighting is beautiful No
Stop! I look so tired
No you don't. Come on... No
Are you kidding? She doesn't look tired?
Get out of here!
By the way, have you met your rival?
No
Why not?
Scared?
Of what?
I don't know. Scared
I know a place near here that has fish balls spicier than this!
Shall we get go some when we're done?
Of course you have to treat me after this. Here!
You won't feel as nervous after your tongue goes numb
Everyone should be free to choose. What she does is actually none of my business
You're giving up? After all this!
It's not that
I just can figure out if it's him or me who was cheated
This is not the time to be polite
You're better than him
Hold this
This is not a competition but a chance for her to choose!
10 o'clock!
3 o'clock! Got it! 3 o'clock!
What are you doing turning right?
You said 3 o'clock!
She lied to me! She said she was working the day shift!
Come on, turn right, no... turn left
Okay Turn left
Turn left That way! Let me drive
Hey, no...
Ahhh! The fish balls!
Excuse me... have we met?
So you are...
Sorry, I have a girlfriend
What a coincidence
You two know each other?
This is my boyfriend, Ching-yeung Sung
This is Jack He's the chef I told you about
Oh, that's you!
Grace always talks about your...
wonderful Italian food
I didn't know you make Indian food, too!
We'll have to try your cooking when we get back
Isn't your plane leaving soon?
Right!
Sorry, I'm off to Shanghai Nice meeting you!
Call me when you arrive
I will
Bye Bye
You came to see me off?
What's the matter?
This is all so complicated Why don't you choose one of us?
Why?
I'm happy with how things are
I love you just the same as I love him
Sorry, then consider me a selfish person!
If you were getting married who would you choose?
Say something
Did you really say marriage?
I'm so impressed
These are for you
I don't eat this stuff
It's not for you to eat It's so you can channel your anger
I'm not angry
You don't have to pretend in front of me
You're a good catch You don't deserve to be dumped
I'll be in the next aisle if you need me
I'm sorry...
Look at this!
Go change your smelly shirt!
Hi, Jill! Out shopping for clothes?
No, I'm here doing my laundry
You have the strangest sense of humor
Don't tell me you're buying that ugly shirt
Actually, I think this is pretty nice
Chi-on really likes the steaks here
We're cooking at home tonight
Don't look so surprised
These things happen very quickly
It must suck being the other woman, huh?
You know?
I must say, I admire the way you put up with the pain
Actually, I don't see what's so special about the cook
What do you mean?
Jason told me all about him
He has a girlfriend, right?
Relationships in your business are so complicated
He's a professional chef not just an ordinary cook
Whatever...
I've got to go Chi-on is waiting for me outside. Bye
What happened?
Nothing
Come on! You don't have to pretend in front of me
I said nothing's wrong!
There must be something
Here. You need it more than I do
IT'S FINISHED. THE DREAM IS OVER...
Should I save this for the security guard?
Throw it away!
Hang on!
Let me handle this
You want to help me make a delivery?
Delivery?
That's right. Come on
Don't! He'll know it was me when he sees the cake
That's the point Men are different from women
He won't know what you're thinking You don't tell him
Really?
We can ask Fluffy to keep watch
Fluffy, keep an eye out for us!
Nothing better than freshly-baked cake!
Let's not do this!
Come on!
Take it! Ready...
I can't do it... I can't!
One... two...
I wish I could see his face when he gets back
What's up?
Will you help me watch Fluffy for a second?
Go ahead. Say it
Say what?
I'm pathetic
There's nothing wrong with being in love
It could be he really is your special one
No matter how serious or how casual a relationship may be...
I believe there's one person specially made for each of us...
And I'm specially made for her...
Not her, her, her or her!
I want to believe that...
But everyone out there is special
Look at him, him, him and him They're all special
My first job was in a hotel in Shanghai
Chi-on was a voluntary doctor in the countryside nearby
He would come in every night sit at the same table
That's how you two met?
What time is it?
I don't know
Damn! My battery ran out!
I have plenty of battery but no one's called
That's even worse, huh Fluffy?
Let's go!
What are you all doing? Avoiding work?
Have you seen Jack and his girlfriend in there?
That's right His girlfriend is getting married!
Incredible! That fool finally touched her heart
You got it half right. He's a fool
She's getting married, but not to Jack!
I can't believe she had the nerve to bring her fiance here!
Two guys fighting over one girl? We'd better call the police
I think we'd better call an ambulance
Look at Jack He looks like he's ready to collapse
She even asked him to make the wedding cake!
How many layers shall we get?
It's up to you
I'm sorry. We're very busy this time of the year
We can't help you with your cake
But Jack already said yes
I'm the Catering Manager and I say we can't do it
Please. I don't mind paying more
I said we don't have the time!
Grace is getting married...
It's my gift to the two of you
This is probably the best wedding gift we'll receive!
Thank you My pleasure
Wow! This is gorgeous
Help me put it on
I think if a man gave me this as a gift...
I would marry him right then and there!
Excuse me
Thank you
Would the lady like to wear it now or should I wrap it?
Wrap it, please...
It's a wedding gift
That's right
It's a wedding gift. Thanks
Thanks
Grace will like it, won't she?
Of course she will. She'll love it!
Don't put too much sugar in it Grace doesn't like things too sweet
You've said that 86 times Say it again, I'll use salt
Stop!
You can't use a machine to mix the filling
You have to use... this
This is a four layer cake It'll be dawn if I mix it by hand
That's why you're here!
I thought you expected that Here, let me help you
No thanks
I wish I were Grace
She's getting a rich husband...
and an ex-boyfriend who still loves her
All women should be so lucky
Listen, when you get married
I'll make you a cake as well
I'm going to hold you to that promise!
It's all over your face too...
I know I shouldn't be saying this... What?
Until she says 'I do'...
You still have a chance
It's Jack!
What's he doing here?
Not a clue
I knew he would come for me!
Where are you going?
I was supposed to fly to Italy today...
I'd like to change the destination
Will you check the schedule?
I want to go to Paris instead
When is the next flight?
Tomorrow's perfect!
Okay
Does coffee taste better in the bathroom?
Try it
You never used to drink espresso
And you never gave me gifts like this before
Why did you ask me back?
I didn't
Say that again
I didn't ask you to come back. I'm sorry
You're sorry?
Didn't you just honk your horn...
And tell the whole world how much you love me?
If it weren't for you, I'd be in Italy right now on my honeymoon!
Why don't you go?
Because you showed me you'd do anything to have me!
If I wanted a stupid necklace like this I could tell Ching-yeung...
And he would buy two hundred of them for me!
If that's how you feel...
this is a big mistake
Why did you come for me?
I was delivering your call
You have another woman!
Are you two lovebirds fooling around?
I'm not fooling around. I'm at home
You're one lucky guy...
I'm actually on a special mission
What kind of special mission?
I'm delivering a hot order of rice with duck blood
He's back?
Yes. He said he was dying to have some
Maybe this is his way of saying sorry
Really?
Good luck then!
Okay, bye
Bye
Hello...?
You're a mommy now
I just had a nightmare...
I woke up and I couldn't find my baby!
That's not true. Look at this huge belly!
My goddaughter will be just like me big and strong!
See? She's already got my sense of humor...
She's teasing you. Don't cry
Why are you so pretty today?
We catered an event this afternoon
Look at me! I look like a pig beside you
That's not true
Your complexion is as pink and flawless as ever
You're even prettier today than when I first met you
How can a mother...
with such a pretty face be ugly?
Really?
Of course! Don't cry The tears are ruining your smile
Wipe them off
You're not thinking of leaving me are you?
I'm afraid you want to leave me!
Where to, miss?
Special One...
Is that in Hong Kong or Kowloon?
Hong Kong. I mean...
Take the tunnel to Hong Kong Island
Okay
Drink lots of water I want your skin to stay soft and pretty
Bye
Mom, why is dating so painful?
I don't ever want to see another man again
What are you saying?
Blood is thicker than water
I still don't understand what you're saying
I said your breasts are touching your belly button
Did you hear the news?
Grace left her fiance at the altar to be with Jack
Jack is such a charmer I'm not surprised
Yeah, but did you hear the rest? Jack dumped Grace
You've counted it so many times...
It's all there... $12,000
OK, everyone. Let's get started
I'm sure all of you know this Thursday is my birthday
I don't want you to stress about what to buy me...
and let it affect your work so l...
I already have a present
Last year whatever I gave her she didn't like
So this time I got a gift certificate Is that smart or what?
I've already done my job
Two years ago I bought 10 presents So now I give you one every year
Besides, how could I forget your birthday since...
it's the same day as my wedding anniversary?
Better to owe the loan sharks than to owe her a birthday gift!
What should I get you?
I can make the cake
These things have been planned for a long time ago
That's right!
Sure. Of course
Jack...
how did it go the other night?
I... what about you?
Was Chi-on happy when he got the rice?
Uhhh, you want some coffee?
Sure
What are you doing?
This is my secret recipe
55 beans make the perfect cup of espresso
Not one more...
Not one less
Sounds like a relationship
Two people should be equally important...
Not one more, not one less
The coffee's working I feel much better now
Remember, the secret is 55 beans
See you at my party?
I'll be there
Father, your friend needs help
Go get changed! The kids are waiting for our presents
Hurry up!
Am I overdressed...
For a birthday party?
You look fine
Are you going to a funeral?
Oh... I can still change
Shut up!
Wait for me at the elevator
Do you know what you look like now?
What?
You look like you're getting ready to see Nina
Who's Nina?
Your first love in high school
Very sweet, this 2nd puberty of yours Say happy birthday for me
I get to change I do the packing
Wow, the food is beautiful
Wanna try?
It's delicious!
It's so good!
Chief...
you look very sexy tonight!
Sexy enough that you'd date me? Definitely!
Oh! It's so tasty! Hey! Let me take a picture of you
The forgotten boyfriend!
Surprise! It's a birthday cake from Chi-on!
It's beautiful!
Happy birthday, Jill!
This cake was specially designed by Francois De La Bouche!
I know the guy He means Frenchy Fry de Bullshit!
The cake looks sort of brownish doesn't it?
It does!
I saw this exact one in an MTR cake shop!
Never mind. Let's cut it!
Thanks. I'll take that!
Chief, don't you think your hands are a little low?
And you seem to be...
What? Happy?
I was thinking... enchanted
Go find yourself another partner!
Hello...
Really?
Everybody's enjoying your cake
I broke up with Moon. We're over
Come with me to Shanghai together... spend a few months
Go where with you?
I thought you'd be happy
I'm extremely happy... today
Jill, I promise...
I'll make you happy forever
Sorry
You're kidding! I'll come right away
Who was it?
I have to go. It's urgent
Where's Jason?
The police decided not to charge him with vagrancy
Hungry?
No
What's the matter?
You think I'm crazy?
Lydia loved dancing salsa...
But after we got married
we never had time for dancing
I would always say...
wait till the business settles down
When it settled down I told her...
wait till I retire
When she got sick...
I told her
the chemotherapy will heal you...
It's only six months to our 20th anniversary...
Wait and we can gather all our friends to dance
But she couldn't wait
Now I'm retired
She dressed like this...
Whenever we went dancing
Lydia was like my shadow
She'd know where to go if I just moved a finger
I used to think I chose her...
because she was the one woman I could live with
Only later, dancing alone did I realize...
she was my only partner
I married her because...
she's the one woman I can't live without
I think he'll have a huge hangover tomorrow
Good thing your phone still had battery when he called
I'm freezing
You feel cold?
Would you turn up the heat?
How's that?
I have a present for you
Why didn't you say so?
Where is my present?
It's around here somewhere...
What's that?
This...
helps promote circulation
I try and hang upside down at least 20 minutes every day
You look like spider-land
Spider-land? You mean Spiderman
Are you drunk?
Where is my present?
Is this it?
Let's open it
Fluffy!
Look! He already likes you!
He's adorable! Yes, he is
Do you like him?
I love him!
Thank you This is the best birthday present ever
I'M NOT LOOKING TO CHANGE THE WORLD...
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED BY THE RIGHT PERSON
Where are you going?
I'm late
It's six in the morning!
I have a tai chi class!
You want to have lunch today?
Jack, I need some time
Actually, last night when I carried you...
you fell asleep
Nothing happened
Hold on a second
It's me Have you thought about what I said?
What's that?
The trip to Shanghai...
Listen, Chi-on...
Jill, I won't take no for an answer
Meet me at the restaurant Six o'clock tonight
I know everything seems impossible right now
But love is actually very simple
Last night was a rising tide of emotions
I'm afraid of getting seasick
Jill, I won't disappoint you
See you at the restaurant Six o'clock. Bye
You're getting prettier every day
Hurry, Fatty! It's getting good! What's up?
No way
This is for you You can't buy these in Hong Kong yet
I've always been afraid of missing out on life
That's why my suits are made in London...
My car is from Italy
I bet they won't break up
I bet they will
I second that
I'm with Jason
I bet they won't break up
You know it!
I still bet they will. Right?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I want to give it a try. Just you and me!
The problem is you don't understand me
I used to be scared of losing you I never had the guts to speak up
All I want is someone who loves me
I bet they don't
You said it!
I have an idea!
Even your idea won't break them up That's right!
A relationship doesn't mean being with whoever happens to be around
It should mean being with that one person you can't live without
Thank you! Thanks!
I'm never betting on you again!
What's up?
It's beautiful
Were you naked when you posed for it?
Were you at least wearing pants?
Shoes maybe?
No matter what happens...
I just want to say you'll always be my special one
When you first put on that necklace
I saw that smile of yours...
I don't ever want to be without that smile!
Two words
What two words?
Happy...
Totally thrilled...
Very excited!
Chicken skin!
You think I have chicken skin?
No... I think you're amazing
Two words
Fluffy!
Good boy!
Isn't the necklace...
A wonderful collar for him?
Fluffy!
I'd like the rice with duck blood, please
I'm sorry. We don't serve that anymore
We have a new dessert 'Ice Mountain on Fire'
Our chef is demonstrating it right over there!
It's gonna overburnt... 1, 2, 3
I'll have one of those! Me too...
OK Me too... Same here...
Ice Mountain on Fire!
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